Do you have a baby? Is it damaging your hipster-cred? Well help is at hand with Red 5’s Moustache Dummy. Before you freak out, the Moustache Dummy confirms to EN1400 and is BPA free. Made from quality moulded non-toxic plastic and baby grade silicone the Moustache Dummy is the definative way to prove that your baby is more stylish, witty and simply better than other people’s babies.

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