I’m just about old enough to legitimately remember the original Nintendo Entertainment System but it’s taken on a life of its own. The iconic control pad that guided you through all your early adventures with Super Mario and Zelda can now safeguard your laptop and other portables via this new Nintendo Bag from the National Media Museum in Bradford (where you will find the National Videogame Archives). Ideal for getting 1UP on your fellow gaming geeks but only available via the delightfully retro process of telephone ordering. You may even have to speak to an actual human being.

Yours for £35 from the National Media Museum (Telephone order from 01274 203448).